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asked:
☭ EMA VS SIMON FFFFIGHT
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answered:

Battle Theme: Dummy! from Undertale

Battle intro: Let’s hear your testimony from the beginning, Skye-dono. Omit nothing, lest you wish to find some startling omissions in your next paycheck.

Victory: I loathe that you put me in the position of needing to say this, but Wright-dono is correct. If you were combing over the crime scene as thoroughly as you claim, you should have noticed that blood splatter behind the couch.

Defeat: I–what rubbish is this–what sort of inane poppycock–b-balderdash!

Taunt: Must we equip the witness stand with karintou and whiskey for you to pay attention

Reacting to Taunt: Silence! (sharp pan to the prosecutor’s bench) I must commend you for your cleverness, Skye-dono. Unfortunately…

“Cleverness and witty retorts” are not one of the items on your performance evaluation sheet. So I suggest you stay on topic.

Tie: (what does this even mean in the context of a courtroom battle) It would seem we are at an impasse. That will be all, Skye-dono. 

Perfect Victory:  Enjoy your snack, Detective. With the salary cut you’re about to get, you’re going to find it significantly harder to indulge.

Final Finisher: They’re called karintou. End of story.

- - TAG QUOTES - -

(okay i guess actual fight and not courtroom fight for this one)

Assist: Isn’t this supposed to be your job? Well, no matter. 

Your muse down during Assist: Skye-dono–!! … Tch. The hell with this. [sends Taka to distract the bad guys while he picks up Ema and bolts]

Using item on your muse: This is coming out of your pay.

Healing/Buffing your muse:  [taka flies in from off-screen with a bag of Snackoos and a mini-bottle of Jack Daniels] 

Tag Team Special: That’s quite enough out of you.