you used to call me on my cell phone / accepting !
send “✆” for a MORNING text.
to: [herr foreskin]: i swear to god justice if i get one more text from you im going to commit a murder.
to: [herr foreskin]: i don’t care if ur fuckihn house is on fire. i don’t have work today. get off my dick
send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
to: [herr foreskin]: wouldn’t it hurt to have actual chords of steel
send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
to: [herr foreskin]: TELL GAVIN ILL BE RIGTH THER E I WOK UP LATE
send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
to: [herr foreskin]: hey can u rate this nude i took
to: [herr foreskin]: (attachment sent)
to: [herr foreskin]: thnx
send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
to: [herr foreskin]: moaning bc all this paperwork’s fucking me in the ass
send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
to: [herr foreskin]: look at this meme i made
to: [herr foreskin]: (attachment sent)
send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
to: [herr foreskin]: yknow what justice? i have a dart board with your face on it. the forehead’s been too big of a target lately though, i gotta sharpen my skills, right?
send “#” for a RANDOM text.
(all her texts are random)
to: [herr foreskin]: if colors are just lightwaves does that mean color doesn’t exist? and it’s all in our heads? how fucked up is that. ur vest could be yellow for all we know.
to: [herr foreskin]: oh god thats so unnatural nevermind
send “@” for a SCARED text.
to: [herr foreskin]: Um….hey…
to: [herr foreskin]: Could you come here? I’m sorry.
to: [herr foreskin] (UNSENT): I can’t stand thunderstorms.
send “&” for a LOVING text.
to: [herr foreskin]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to: [herr foreskin]: im coming over to see her!!
to: [herr foreskin]: here kitty kitty!!! <33333
send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
to: [herr foreskin]: wow you really are mr wrights son, you two have the same unmanageable hair. are you sure you don’t gel it?
send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
to: [herr foreskin]: HOE YOU BETTER BE ON THE COUCH W BILL NYE ON THAT TV AND MY HAND BETTER BE IN SOME POPCORN
send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
to: [herr foreskin]: SMD FOP
to: [herr foreskin]: wrong person but its true he needs to suck my dick
send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
to: [herr foreskin]: I’m not going to be in again today, sorry.